Alejandro Patiño

Alejandro Patiño is a stage, TV and film actor, and sometimes carpenter, best known for his roles in the film Fast & Furious:  and as the gardener Ralph in the TV show Desperate Housewives.

Criminal Minds
He portrayed Pablo Vargas, a serial rapist turned serial killer who dresses with woman clothes, in the Season One episode Machismo.

Filmography

 * Holyweed (2010)
 * The Legend of El Limbo (2010) - Gabriel
 * Lean Like a Cholo: The Movie (2010) - Taco Truck Guy Juan
 * Freeloaders (2010) - Hector
 * Guerrilla Garden (2009) - Diego
 * Iron Man 2 (2010) - Strawberry Vendor
 * A Border Story (2010) - Eliseo Gomez
 * The Republic (2010) - Andy
 * Our Family Wedding (2010) - Goat Truck Driver
 * TypeA (2010) - Mr. Herrera
 * The Runaways (2010) - Grocery Store Manager
 * Aussie and Ted's Great Adventure (2009) - Carlos
 * The Soloist (2009) - Construction Worker
 * Dark Room Theater (2009) - Detective 1
 * All Americana (2009) - Marta's Father
 * Fast & Furious (2009) - Gas Truck Driver
 * Chico's Angels: 24ish (2009) - Bossman
 * Middle of Nowhere (2009) - Ernest
 * It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition (2008) TV episode - Father Juarez
 * Cold Case - The Dealer (2008) TV episode - Esteban '81
 * Lower Learning (2008) - Helado
 * Emilio (2008) - Fausto
 * Weeds - 4 episodes (2008) TV episodes - Alphonso
 * No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker (2008) - Medic
 * Las Vegas - I Could Eat a Horse (2008) TV episode - Augie
 * The Cross Before Me (2008) - Willie
 * Locked Out (2007) - Jerry Anderson
 * My Name Is Earl - Y2K (2006) - Man at Crate and The Frank Factor (2007) TV episodes - Coyote
 * The Heartbreak Kid (2007) - River Crossing Father
 * Nothing Is Private (2007) (unaccredited) - Waiter
 * Sands of Oblivion (2007) - Raoul
 * Hardly Married (2007) - Rudy Gonzalez
 * This Solace Eternal (2007) - Electrician
 * Cooking with Kay (2007) - Pepe
 * Shelter (2007/II) - Moe
 * Delta Farce (2007) - Juan
 * Handle with Care (2007) - Marty
 * The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman - Nemesisyphus (2006) TV episode - Valet #2
 * Desperate Housewives - 5 episodes (2005-2006) TV episodes - Ralph
 * Medium - Knowing Her (2006) TV episode - Driver
 * Criminal Minds - Machismo (2006) TV episode - Pablo Vargas
 * The Unit - Non-Permissive Environment (2006) TV episode - Store Owner
 * Huff - Maps Don't Talk 2 (2006) TV episode - Cab Driver
 * The Kid & I (2005) - Apartment Manager
 * Sueño (2005) - Uncle Alfonso
 * Left at the Rio Grande (2005) - Ralph
 * His Name Is Bobby (2005) - Joe Martinez
 * Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (2005) - Hostage #3
 * Reeker (2005) - Velez the Medic
 * House M.D. - Cursed (2005) TV episode - Cabbie
 * Juarez, Mexico (2005) - Doctor
 * Arrested Development - Amigos (2004) TV episode - Mexican Man #1
 * Robbing Peter (2004) - Danny
 * The Shield - Safe (2004) TV episode - Baodelo
 * Los desaparecidos (2003)
 * Kingpin (2003) TV mini-series - Crony
 * The Silent Cross (2003) - Moises
 * Robbery Homicide Division - A Life of Its Own (2002) TV episode - Hispanic Father
 * The Trip (2002/I) - Gas Station Owner
 * Roswell - Samuel Rising (2001) TV episode - Santa #3
 * Family Law - Moving On (2001) TV episode - Man
 * Strip Mall - Hedda Bags Josh (2001) TV episode
 * Just Can't Get Enough (2001) - Hernando
 * English for All (2001) TV series - Alejandro Cordero
 * Broken (2000) - Sr. Gutierrez
 * Very Mean Men (2000) - Jose
 * Growing Up Brady (2000) - Paramount Security Guard
 * Two Coyotes (2000) - Motel Thug
 * Snoops - Constitutions (1999) TV episode - Sherriff
 * Bowfinger (1999) - Sanchez
 * ER - Rites of Spring (1999) TV episode - Best Man
 * La Cucaracha (1998) - Fruit Vendor
 * No Ordinary Love (1994) - Juan Pablo
 * Silk Stalkings - Scorpio Lover (1992) TV episode - Rico
 * Nightforce (1987) - Cantina Tough

ART DEPARTMENT

 * Gideon (1999) (construction coordinator)
 * Resurrection (1999) (construction coordinator: Los Angeles second unit)
 * Automatic (1995) (construction foreman)
 * It's Pat (1994) (carpenter)
 * From the Files of Joseph Wambaugh: A Jury of One (1992) (carpenter)
 * Critters 4 (1992) (construction foreman)
 * Critters 3 (1991) (construction foreman)
 * Suburban Commando (1991) (carpenter)
 * The Haunted (1991) (carpenter) (construction foreman)
 * Pump Up the Volume (1990) (carpenter) (as Alex Patino)

PRODUCER

 * The Incredible Dyke (2007) (executive producer)
 * His Name Is Bobby (2005) (co-producer)
 * Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (2005) (producer)

THEATER

 * Chica's Are Forever - Juan Bossman - Cavern Club Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Taming of the Shrew - Bondello - Torrence Theatre Company
 * Chica's in Chains - Juan Bossman - Cavern Club Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Love Boat Chica's - Juan Bossman - Cavern Club Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Pretty Chicas All in a Row - Juan Bossman - Cavern Club Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Sir Gwains Marriage - Black Knight - Black Dahlia Theater, Los Angeles
 * The Spanish Café - Mr. Jeffries - 24th St. Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Cause of Death - Mr. Morgan - Black Dahlia Theatre, Los Angeles
 * San Madien - Padre - Edge Of The World Festival, Los Angeles
 * Kate Crackernuts - Joffrey - 24th Street Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Tropical America - Immigrant Father - 24th Street Theatre, Los Angeles
 * Fair Maid of the West - Capt. Goodlack - Knightsbridge Theater, Los Angeles
 * Carnival Of Desires - Howie Schiller - New Voices Playwrights, Santa Ana
 * The Heartbreak House - Billy Dunn - Vanguard Theater, Fullerton
 * Macbeth - Banquo - Original Theater Works Norwalk
 * Man Of the Flesh - Fracas - Long Beach Playhouse, Long Beach
 * Butterfingers Angel - King - Vantage Theater, San Diego
 * Man of La Mancha - Sancho - Vantage Theater, San Diego
 * Fortinbras Gets Drunk - Finnish Delegate - The Fountainhead Theatre
 * Stand and Deliver - Jaime Escalante - Cerritos College
 * South Pacific - Stewpot - Torrence Theater

LINKS

 * For an up-to-date Filmography: imdb.com/Alejandro Patiño