User:StaraptorEmpoleon

Call me Michelle if you please. I love Criminal Minds (hmm... sounds cliché!). Oh yeah, I despise American English to the umpteenth degree. *vomits* I hate it and it's not proper. British were here before American. I cuss when I'm extremely angry. I LOVE writing.

Favourite characters:

 * Aaron Hotchner
 * David Rossi
 * Derek Morgan
 * Emily Prentiss
 * Spencer Reid
 * Jennifer Jareau
 * Penelope Garcia
 * Jason Gideon
 * Elle Greenaway
 * Sam Cooper
 * Prophet
 * Mick Rawson (HOT!)
 * Gina LaSalle

Pairings

 * Spencer/JJ
 * Pen/Morgan
 * Emily/Mick
 * Emily/Booth (crossover ship :D)
 * Gideon/Spencer

Favourite episodes:

 * The Fight

Fanfiction (hurray!):

 * Alphabet challenge
 * Butterflies
 * He has a PhD in hottness
 * These scars
 * WITH HOUSE: Criminally Medical


 * Elbert Hubbard once wrote, "If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate."